NFL WEEK 13 …. The redemption
…for me anyway. American Thanksgiving was very good to me giving me 3 for 3 in the win category. Did wish however that they’d stop showing the big birds getting loaded into the rustic truck on their happy way to getting cooked and carved. Enough already… wait, can I have gravy on that?
Indy over Tennessee
Indy squeaked out a win over Tennessee 2 weeks ago. They should be able to do it again and more so at home.
Denver over Kansas
(crazy didn’t quite cut it last week for Peyton) Denver took Kansas by 10 points 2 weeks ago. They’re tied for the AFC West, they both want it but Denver is the better team.
Cleveland over Jacksonville
Cleveland at home. I don’t even want to see this game.
Carolina over Tampa
Carolina D should brick wall low scoring Tampa Bay even with the Buccaneer’s improved play over the last few weeks.
Chicago over Minnesota
This is a must win over Minnesota and hopefully the entire team has been practicing visualization where they can see themselves pulling this one out of the cracks of each other’s butts. Yes, Adrian Peterson is doing his thing but he can’t play the whole game by himself. Maybe he’ll just get tired…. And stop running.
Arizona over Philly
Philly has let me down repeatedly and are fast becoming my new Buffalo.
New York Jets over Miami
Miami has been known to falter on the road and in Divisional matchups. The Jets are at home where it will hopefully be too cold for Miami to keep hold of the ball. Predict this to be a ground fight.
Buffalo over Atlanta
(Philly being my new Buffalo gives me the option to take Buffalo) Also this is here in Toronto and we can see Buffalo on a clear day so technically this is a home game for them. Buffalo outplays Atlanta statistically so I’m taking them and as God is my Witness….
San Francisco over St. Louis
Can St. Louis penetrate the San Fran defensive line? We’ll see. It’s not like Kaepernick throws it much. This will be a tough win for San Fran …. But I think, I think, I think they can do it.
New England over Houston
Brady can throw a ball, we’ve got to give him that. Houston winning is an unlikely upset.
San Diego over Cincinnati
Cinci is at the top of their Division right now above both Pittsburgh and Baltimore … I find that odd in a strictly esoteric kind of way. This will come down to the Cincinnati D line because compared to San Diego they just let less shit happen … but usually at home, where they’re not for this game. I’m taking San Diego at home.
Washington over the New York Giants
Where one sucks the other is better and with the Giants favored by 1 with most odds makers, it’s either’s game to take. If RG111 has recovered from his nut busting episode from last week, and he’s still pissed off about some people bashing his Dad RG11 and he can carry that into the game (that’s a lot of “ifs”) then … I’m taking Washington.
The Anatomy of a Nut Shot
New Orleans over Seattle
Seattle has to lose at home eventually. I’m leaving it there.