NFL WEEK 11 PICKS
If the NFL logos tie wasn’t bad enough we can now proudly say that Toronto’s Mayor has been effectively banned from a Canadian Football League game, and asked not to wear their jerseys. Guess he could just stay home and eat p***y… seeing as how there’s plenty enough of that there. Good grief. But it’s Week 11 and time’s running out for teams to make the playoffs. As often happens in the NFL, there are weak divisions and strong divisions. It doesn’t make it easier to pick a game but it does mean that weaker teams make it to the Super Bowl and can go up against a powerhouse. This makes for a crap final. I don’t want to go there.
Going into WEEK 11 @ 87-60 with 8 correct last week.
Atlanta @ Tampa Bay
Taking Tampa. Atlanta has not won on the road yet and disappointment comes from elevated expectations of others behavior. Therefore I do not expect them to do anything different than they already have.
The New York Jets over Buffalo
I don’t care where they play. I’m not taking Buffalo
Detroit over Pittsburgh
All things considered and if Detroit is firing on all cylinders – they should run right over Pittsburgh.
Washington over Philly
Philly is playing better and have won their last games but those wins come over teams that are less than stellar. Washington plays with heart and they don’t give up easily. Taking Washington
Chicago over Baltimore
If the stars align then Chicago’s ability to score should outweigh their sieve of a defensive line. Beyond that Baltimore is quickly becoming my new Buffalo.
Cincinnati over Cleveland
Cinci is due for a win and sometimes it’s as simple as that.
Oakland over Houston
These two are equally bad – therefore I am taking the best of the badness that they collectively are and giving it to Oakland.
Arizona over Jacksonville
The only reason that Jax won that game last week is that Tennessee shit their own bed, changed the sheets at half time, and then proceeded to soil it again. Jacksonville may be buoyed by the win but Arizona is still a better team statistically and (should) can beat them.
San Diego over Miami
San Diego for all intents and purposes is marginally better than the Fish. Perhaps Miami can capture an honorary win with honorary players. Take San Diego.
Seattle over Minnesota
Seattle is better at home, and Minnesota has only won at home (giving them the London game). Which they’re not. They’re on the road in Seattle. Case closed.
New Orleans over San Francisco
If you take a look at their win records you’ll find that yes they’ve won games but neither has shellacked a really strong contender. San Fran struggled somewhat against Carolina last week so I’m giving this to experience and the home team. Take New Orleans.
New York Giants over Green Bay
Giants and Eli have rallied over last few weeks while Green Bay has floundered. This is a must win for the Giants.
Denver over Kansas
Denver has one loss this season and Kansas is sitting on Peyton’s undefeated throne. This, I’m sure displeases him greatly. Denver is at home and with the pissed off/wicked smart combo under a Mile High Stadium Taurus Full Moon that is Manning tonight … well I wouldn’t mess with him. Take Denver.
New England over Carolina
Tom Brady doesn’t have nearly the edginess of Peyton’s game face but he surely doesn’t want to lose to a still wet behind the ears Cam Newton.
could do less of this and more of this